The Swearengen Times: A Coarser Publication for a More Profane Time
I’m fucking terrible at writing headlines, so I hired me a cocksucker who can:
This one stares, with his fucking big-boy beard & what some Yankee cocksucker mistook for a fucking fashion statement http://t.co/7REgAXSiW2
— The Swearengen Times (@swearengentimes) August 13, 2015
Nurse your fucking wounds, New York. They're a sovereign fucking country & you don't even have a fucking navy http://t.co/1RqjEIPiHY @Salon
— The Swearengen Times (@swearengentimes) August 13, 2015
Invisible accusations emanating from invisible sources, or what some people think of as fucking progress. http://t.co/3OoEjF0vdo via @Salon
— The Swearengen Times (@swearengentimes) August 13, 2015
Get a fucking haircut, you loopy fucking cunts. It looks like your mother fucked a muppet. https://t.co/5wrRCf7qhm
— The Swearengen Times (@swearengentimes) August 13, 2015