“Portugal Is Like Brazil’s Distant, Abusive Daddy”
By Open thread for the Portugal-US match.
[SL] I think it’s in the bag, since the US has never lost a World Cup game with Teddy Roosevelt in attendance:
Admittedly, if Lyndon Johnson rather than Teddy Roosevelt was at the game today, the US would be up 7-1. Unfortunately, they would lose to Vietnam in the next round.