Very, very true:
This Domino's commercial encouraging online orders by portraying their workforce as half-deaf half-wits was the worst idea since their pizza
— Amy Vansant (@KidFreeLiving) January 12, 2014
I wonder if this will start to become an advertising trend — perhaps Safeway will start running ads encouraging customers to use the self check-out because its workers are too dumb to operate the cash registers. All scored to a particularly irritating Train song, of course, because this is apparently some sort of federal mandate. I blame expansive readings of the commerce clause and the inherent conservatism of the Affordable Care Act.