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By I note that the LGM community had already anticipated the horrifying HORSE GAP Governor Mittens identified.
Additionally, I solemnly pledge to watch this debate without bourbon if Schieffer mentions torture or extrajudicial killings.* ** And I curse the Cardinals for not giving me a better excuse not to watch. (You can tell that Missouri isn’t in play because neither candidate promised to sign legislation banning Kyle Loshe from starting a game 7 on his first day in office.)
*Note: pledge will not be honored.
**Well, since it worked I guess I have to. Fortunately, the wording of the pledge leaves many useful loopholes.