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But I Really Want That Ivory Backscratcher


Shorter Roger Goodell: “Er, naturally I can’t pay you much of a pension because I’m strapped for cash.” [Ceiling collapses, covering Goodell in jewels, precious metals, bearer bonds, two-ton bundles of $1,000 bills.]

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