Pre-election Hack Roundup
By With less than 24 hours to go before the polls open, TEH STUPID has been set loose upon the world like an Old Testament plague of toads:
Shorter Ann Althouse, Part I: “I’m willing to forget about Elizabeth Dole’s egregious mischaracterization of the Democratic orientation toward the Iraq War — a point of view that happens to be shared shared by a majority of Americans — in order to make 18th century feminist observations about how women should be able to speak their minds in public. You go, girl!”
Shorter Ann Althouse, Part II: “I’m a Yousta Bee!“
Shorter Guy to Whom Instapundit Linked at 2:55 this afternoon: “My discovery of a single dead Memphis voter whose name is still on the rolls leads me to believe — after calling the family of the deceased and pestering them a bit — that some kind of massive fraud may be under way, and that my vote may be in serious jeopardy of not actually being counted.”
Shorter Confederate Yankee: “Mrs. Hoover? I glued my head to my shoulder.”
Shorter Neo-con: “The true lesson of the Vietnam War is that once our elected leaders have committed the nation to a stupidly-conceived, ineptly-planned bloodbath, their political opponents bear almost complete responsibility for the failures that ensue.”
Shorter Austin Bay: “Holy fucking shit! John Kerry insulted the troops!”