Wanking in Powerpoint

Dennis the Peasant presents the advertising pitch of Flatulent Bathrobe Media (TM), which is the pure comic gold that you’d expect. It’s hard to isolate the very funniest thing amidst the ungrammatical gobbeldygook, but I particularly enjoyed the claim that the average Little Green Footballs reader has an average income (oh, I mean, “mean average” income–I wonder what the “most commonly occurring mode” income was?) of “over $105,000.” Yeah, if Warren Buffet reads the site 30 times a day…I’m going to go out on a limb and suggest that studies that rely on self-reported income are about as reliable as self-reporting on genitalia size in Penthouse Forum.