Deep Thoughts From the Only Man Who Can Defeat Donald Trump Because He’s Rich and Therefore Morally Superior to We Proles

Christ, what an asshole.

As president, I’ll turn the East Room into an open office plan, where I’ll sit with our team.

I’ll use the Oval Office for some official functions – never for tweeting – but the rest of the time, I’ll be where a leader should be: with the team. https://t.co/zIU3ZL5uIv pic.twitter.com/jLwWKJCmxw

— Mike Bloomberg (@MikeBloomberg) December 30, 2019

Ah yes, the worst possible office working arrangement ever invented made into national policy. Great idea Mike. Great idea.