At any rate, there are a number of possible presiduncial responses to the event:
- Sue the sun for making his fans sick.
- Make it all about him, and how devoted people are to him. Increasingly ridiculous exaggerations about the number of people who passed out ensue.
- Claim they were Democratic plants sent to cause trouble.
- Find out the names of the fallen so he can sell them Purple Hearts.
- All of the above at some point in a 24-hour period.