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The stories referring to a dead brothel owner aren’t about the DOPUS’ grandfather

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This has to be the most Republican story ever.

Until the next one.

A Nevada brothel owner and reality TV star who died last month after fashioning himself as a Donald Trump-style Republican candidate has won a heavily GOP state legislative district.

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He also starred in the HBO adult reality series “Cathouse” and wrote a book titled “The Art of the Pimp,” akin to Trump’s book “The Art of the Deal.”

Hof was found dead at his Love Ranch brothel about an hour outside Las Vegas. His body was discovered by porn actor Ron Jeremy and a prostitute at the brothel.

Police do not suspect foul play. I assume this means The Cialis Express left Town A at 80 mph and The Less Than Healthy Cardiovascular System Local left Town B at 40 mph and they collided in a fiery wreck that spoiled his birthday celebrations.

Another Republican will step in for Hof, so there’s no chance Nevada Republicans will repeat that shameful business with Strom Thurmond’s corpse.

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