Asshole Skeleton Husband

I’d like you to take some time out of your day to look at this extremely good and normal t-shirt I found:

this isn’t from a joke page. a serious person is trying to sell this to actual people pic.twitter.com/uxmCQVLKVA

— lindsey (@lindzeta_) April 10, 2018

As others have said, yes, a lot to unpack here. But before we have our fun, I’d be remiss if I didn’t address the fact that this “bitch wife” is clearly married to an abusive skeleton. And while his tattoos may make him an incredible badass that does not excuse having “anger issues.”

Also, can you tattoo bone?

Anyway, MAGA: My Asshole Guy Aaaaaaah!!!

Hold up…there’s more…

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I mean, listen, hub owning your boobs is fine, but, girlfriend you’re gonna need your forefingers!