— BenGarrison Cartoons (@GrrrGraphics) March 2, 2018
I confess I will remain forever flummoxed by the idea of living your life–your whole life–in service of owning the libs. It just seems like it would feel so stifling.
Just go out and live your lives, MAGA folks! Don’t worry about owning us. Your guy is president…evoking unceasing white-hot rage in us. You can do lots without worrying about owning us! Take a walk! Pet a dog! Read some dinosaur erotica! I promise we will remain perpetually owned while you’re out living your life like a normal person.