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Donnie woulda run (Update – Gov. Inslee has a request)

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When being visited by the gropenfurher, a protective layer of pillows is a must for female patients.

Cadet Bone Spurs has reached the Laughable lies about what he would have done if he had been there stage of his response to a disaster.

President Donald Trump on Monday said that he would have personally run into a Parkland, Florida., school during the shooting there earlier this month, even if he were unarmed.

“I really believe I’d run in there even if I didn’t have a weapon,” Trump told governors meeting at the White House to discuss school safety and other issues.

I’m sure he really does believe he would have done that, because he’s an egomaniac and an idiot. Ditto any of his fans who are currently getting hot and bothered by fantasies that feature the DOPUS defeating a huge, gun-wielding maniac who looks like the child of Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton.

This is also the Criticize people who were there, stage.

He also criticized other deputies who failed to immediately enter the school, telling the assembled governors that the law enforcement officers “weren’t exactly Medal of Honor winners.”

Boo! They didn’t do it like in the movies where several people rush into a building to handle a Bad Guy and they shoot all at once and nothing bad ever happens and that includes the one Black Police Officer who dies bravely.

He also returned to his fantasy of every school in America protected by an army of teachers who are naturals at shooting guns. Like some people are naturals at baseball, or golf. Or even golf.

The president said he only wanted guns in schools to be handled by those with a “natural talent, like hitting a baseball or hitting a golfball or putting.”

It isn’t possible to imagine what he means by natural talent because he wouldn’t know talent if it rapped him over the head with one of his golf clubs. Unless taking the staggering idiocy of right wing ideas and making them worse is a talent. I don’t think so, just as I don’t think a dog that is skilled at finding and eating shit is talented.

And of course the mobile orange verruca has also reached the Give me money stage of disaster response.

“The nation has turned its attention to the senseless school shooting in Parkland, Florida,” the email read.

Who writes this shit? I hate them and hope they get piles.

“The President is now engaging in an important national conversation about school safety and ways to prevent any future attacks. President Trump is taking steps towards banning gun bump stocks and strengthening background checks for gun purchasers,” the email continued.

That important national conversation includes this simpleton blathering about the mythical legion of sniper-educators, and we all know nothing will be done. But who cares? The important thing is that people give T. Ronald Dump more money.

“The President has made his intent very clear: ‘making our schools and our children safer will be our top priority.’”

Toward the end of the email is a link to donate to the campaign.

Meanwhile, some wounded survivors of the attack at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School are having to hold fundraisers to help pay their medical bills.

Update – During the same meeting Gov. Jay Inslee asked Dump, in the nicest way possible, to STFU for five seconds.

“I’ve listened to the first grade teachers that don’t want to be pistol-packing first grade teachers… We need to listen and educators should educate… I just suggest we need a little less tweeting here and a little more listening.”

It won’t happen but Washington’s governor deserves credit for saying it.

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