WikiLOLs (Update)

Julian Assange wants everyone to know that Hillary Clinton is still out there, hiding under your bed inside your microwave, scheming against the Valencia of Versailles, N.W.

Mike Pence is not amused and no surprise. If tRump latches on to this conspiracy he’ll spend the next four years at 1 Observatory Circle.

Vice President Mike Pence condemned WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange on Tuesday, saying his tweets about a “Pence takeover” of the White House are “absurd and frankly offensive.”

“I would dismiss that out of hand,” Pence said, after Assange tweeted that intelligence committee officials “close to Pence stated privately this month that they are planning on a Pence takeover” at the White House, though they “did not state if Pence agrees.”

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Shortly after Pence dismissed Assange’s claim on the radio show, the WikiLeaks founder tweeted a link to his response, saying the vice president “responds to knowledge that Hillary Clinton and two officials close to him are working towards him taking the presidency.”

The ratfucking is coming from inside the embassy!

Update: Maybe the stupidest man in the White House press corps will ask Spicer about Clinton’s fiendish plan.