Don’t you know that it’s different for girls, and Republican presidents?

The mechanism by which standards are redefined to accommodate the most appalling men is an enigma wrapped in a mystery tucked under a conundrum and hidden behind a toilet filled with befuddlement in the disused lavatory of posers which has a sign on the door saying Beware of the Patriarchy White Supremacy Leopard.

However, this constant but unexplained redrawing of the line that appalling men, including members of Congress or the president, shall not pass benefits the sort of people who announce the new standards and harms the sort of people who don’t benefit from constant standard readjustment because they were careless enough to be born with the wrong traits. Therefore I don’t expect the sort of people who can look at tRump and say That’ll do, pig, to stop.