Insomniac night gaunt wants to see some heads roll
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It is worth repeating that the members of Team Trump are unable to cope when life doesn’t stick to the script they’ve written.
Conway, a key adviser to President Trump, criticized networks for their coverage of her “alternative facts” statement one week ago, noting that there were other things she said in Sunday show interviews that could have been the reporters’ focus.
“I went on three network shows and spoke for 35 minutes on three network Sunday shows. You know what got picked? The fact that I said ‘alternative facts,’ not the fact that I ripped a new one to some of those hosts that they never cover the facts that matter,” Conway said.
Or the alternative facts that matter. Why must people be so difficult? Why won’t they let Conway tell everyone how clever she’s been at ripped a new one to someone (which sounds like she farted in their general direction)? Don’t they know who she is?
Conway is also upset that no one has been fired for saying mean things about that tRump guy, President Racist Bannon’s chief assistant. This is apparently something she decided was going to happen.
“Not one network person has been let go. Not one silly political analyst and pundit who talked smack all day long about Donald Trump has been let go,” she added. “I’m too polite to mention their names, but they know who they are, and they are all wondering who will be the first to go. The election was three months ago. None of them have been let go.”
Because the silly analysts and pundits have confided in Conway that they’re wondering if they’ll be fired? Doubtful. Does a full transcript of that portion of her appearance put things in context? Sort of?
God bless Chris Wallace for not interrupting this spectacular Kellyanne Conway meltdown. pic.twitter.com/83lZm5Ylem
— Will Saletan (@saletan) January 29, 2017
Does the Secret Service keep a list of staffers who aren’t allowed to handle anything sharper than a crayon? Perhaps it should.
