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Who is endorsing Donald Trump for president? It’s a motley crew (Use of stock phrase is not intended to imply an endorsement from Motley Crue.)
U.S. Representatives (former)
Virgil Goode of Virginia (former; also presidential candidate in 2012)
Executive branch officials (former)Jeff Lord, former White House associate political director for the Reagan administration (1987–88)
State legislators
Two Alabama State Representatives: Ed Henry, Jim Carns
Two Georgia State Senators: Burt Jones, Michael Williams
Iowa State Senator: Brad Zaun
Nine New Hampshire State Representatives: Jenn Coffey (former), Fred Doucette, Lou Gargiulo (former), Werner Horn, Paula Johnson (former),Joe Pitre, Stephen Stepanek (Deputy Majority Leader),Dan Tamburello, Joshua Whitehouse
New Jersey State Senator: Michael J. Doherty
Two Oklahoma State Senators: Ralph Shortey, Mark Allen
Three Oklahoma State Representatives: Mike Christian, John R. Bennett, Mike Turner (former)
South Carolina State Senator: John Russell (former, also former rep, son of former Governor Donald S. Russell)
South Carolina State Representative: James H. Merrill (former Majority Leader)Businesspeople
Carl Icahn, billionaire activist investor
Robert Kiyosaki, businessman and author of the Rich Dad Poor Dad series of books. Authored two business books with Donald Trump.
Charles Kushner, real estate developer and co-owner of Kushner Properties
Jared Kushner, businessman, co-owner of Kushner Properties, owner of The New York Observer, son-in-law of the candidate
Nancy Mace, businesswoman and author
Willie Robertson, businessman, CEO of Duck Commander, star of Duck Dynasty
Phil Ruffin, businessman and partner of Trump Hotel Las Vegas
Dana White, businessman and president of Ultimate Fighting ChampionshipInternational political figures
Vladimir Putin, President of Russia and leader of United Russia
Matteo Salvini, Italian MEP and leader of Lega Nord
Geert Wilders, Dutch MP and leader of the Party for FreedomOrganizations
New England Police Benevolent Association
Celebrities, commentators, and activists
Stephen Baldwin, actor
Zoltan Bathory, guitarist of Five Finger Death Punch
Dan Bilzerian, professional poker player (previously endorsed Rand Paul)
Conrad Black, Canadian-born British former newspaper publisher and author.
Gary Busey, actor
Ann Coulter, political commentator and writer
Adam Curry, political commentator and former MTV VJ
Robert Davi, actor, singer, and director
Mike Ditka, retired NFL player and coach and television commentator
Lou Ferrigno, actor and bodybuilder
Jim Gilchrist, leader and co-founder of the Minuteman Project
Hulk Hogan, professional wrestler, actor, television personality, entrepreneur, and musician
William Daniel Johnson, chairman and cofounder of the American Freedom Party
Alex Jones, radio host (previously endorsed Rand Paul)
Charlotte Laws, TV host and author
Matt Light, retired NFL offensive tackle
Gavin McInnes writer, creative director, actor, comedian, and co-founder of Vice Media.
Wayne Newton, entertainer and singer
Ted Nugent, musician, singer-songwriter and political activist
Terrell Owens, retired NFL wide receiver and television personality
Trisha Paytas, YouTube personality and entertainer
Dennis Rodman, retired professional basketball player and television personality
Michael Savage, radio host (before Trump announced, Savage endorsed Ted Cruz and Rand Paul)
Tila Tequila, model, actress and television personality
Ivana Trump, ex-wife of the candidate, socialite and former athlete and fashion model
Mike Tyson, professional boxer
Herschel Walker, retired NFL running back
Chris Weidman, former UFC middleweight champion
Milo Yiannopoulos, British journalist and entrepreneur