Manly Groomin’ for All the Letters of the Greek Alphabet

Reading through the comments of my links post, I saw many of you talking about beard maintenance. For some of you this actually veers into “this impacts my health in a small way” territory. Honestly, it was kind of eye-opening. So I was wondering if you all wanted to share your tips for maintaining…whatever it is you maintain. What do you do to make shaving/not shaving not a pain in the butt? (BTW, if you shave your butt, I don’t wanna know.)

Consider this a public health service.