The Laziest Cashier in All the World
By SEK walks to the checkout line and asks the cashier if she can grab him a bottle of SKYY, because in Louisiana the alcohol is kept in a different, special, somewhat faraway place and must be requested.
CASHIER: The blue one?
SEK: Yes, much appreciated.
CASHIER walks to different, special, somewhat faraway place and returns with a clear bottle of Absolut.
CASHIER: This one?
SEK: No, the blue one.
CASHIER: (looks somewhat faraway) But does this one work for you?
SEK: Not really, it’s $15 more expensive.
CASHIER: (emphatically looks somewhat faraway) So you don’t want it?
SEK: I wanted the —
CASHIER: HEY HONEY, LOOK WHAT I FOUND HERE!
SEK: What?
CASHIER: IT’S A COUPON!
SEK: A coupon?
CASHIER: FOR $15 OFF THE VODKA YOU DON’T WANT!
SEK: I’ll … I’ll take it?
CASHIER: You’re welcome, handsome. Have yourself a good one.