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The Laziest Cashier in All the World

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SEK walks to the checkout line and asks the cashier if she can grab him a bottle of SKYY, because in Louisiana the alcohol is kept in a different, special, somewhat faraway place and must be requested.

CASHIER: The blue one?

SEK: Yes, much appreciated.

CASHIER walks to different, special, somewhat faraway place and returns with a clear bottle of Absolut.

CASHIER: This one?

SEK: No, the blue one.

CASHIER: (looks somewhat faraway) But does this one work for you?

SEK: Not really, it’s $15 more expensive.

CASHIER: (emphatically looks somewhat faraway) So you don’t want it?

SEK: I wanted the —

CASHIER: HEY HONEY, LOOK WHAT I FOUND HERE!

SEK: What?

CASHIER: IT’S A COUPON!

SEK: A coupon?

CASHIER: FOR $15 OFF THE VODKA YOU DON’T WANT!

SEK: I’ll … I’ll take it?

CASHIER: You’re welcome, handsome. Have yourself a good one.

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