OBAMACARE!
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Revision 23 / Serial number 8940726You are standing in an open field in west of a white apartment complex, with a boarded front door. There is a small mailbox here.
> e
The door is locked. There is evidently no key.
> kick door
I don’t understand that.
> chicago jackboot thug kick
I don’t understand that.
> black panther power
You don’t understand that.
> power of greyskull
Fine. By the Power of Greyskull you open the door. You are in the kitchen of the white townhouse. A table seems to have been used recently for the preparation of food. A passage leads to the west, and a dark staircase can be seen leading upward. To the east is a small window which is open. On the table is a computer open to Healthcare.gov.
> what is dot gov
Healtcare.gov is a website on the Internet that you can use to find affordable health care.
> what internet
This is going to be a problem.
> WHAT INTERNET
A series of tubes. Information goes through them. You will like it.
> e
You look out the window but see nothing of interest. You return to the computer and look at Healthcare.gov.
> no dont
Yes, you do.
> no, dont
Yes, you do. You choose the state you want to have health insurance coverage in and hit return.
> then what
Hold on.
> then what
Hold on.
> SO THEN WHAT
Fine:
> what in fuck is that
That is an image file. Computers have them now.
> naked ladies
I don’t understand.
> want see naked ladies
Really? You discovered the Internet two minutes ago and all you want to see is naked ladies?
> NAKED LADIES
Fine:
> saw that
You are waiting for the opportunity to acquire good healthcare coverage at a reasonable price.
> am wait for naked ladies
As soon as you have finished signing up for healthcare coverage you can see some naked ladies.
> now
Let me check:
> what about now
Let me check:
> LADIES NAKED NOW
What if you got eaten by a grue? What would happen to you?
> kill computer
You do not want to kill the computer.
> kill internet
You cannot kill the Internet.
> kill kill kill
You really want to kill something?
> KILL KILL KILL
Fine. You have a head cold.
> what
You have a head cold. This morning it migrated to your lungs. You are coughing an awful lot.
> i am
You are. You seem to have acquired a nasty case of bronchitis.
> go doctor
You do not have a doctor. You cannot afford one. Your cough is getting worse.
> fix it
You cannot afford to fix it. You are on the floor covered in specks of blood. You are drowning in your own fluids.
> help
There is a computer on the table. This could have been prevented.
> save me
> save me
> save me
[Other installments of Sekocom, Inc. games include DISADVENTURE!, DISADDENDUM!, DISMORALIZED!, DISINSOMNIA!, WHARTON!, GRADING!, DISBELIEF! and DISCONVENTION!.]