Ben Shapiro: It Doesn’t Get Better for You
By Now, I don’t want to come off as a bully or anything, but here’s Ben Shapiro, apparently having a meltdown. I don’t advise you to read the whole thing (it’s quite long and Shapiro is so filled with shit the internet now stinks) but skim a bit and get the gist. It’s pretty funny in a car-wrecky sort of way. This, my friends, is what happens when you let Ben stay up past his bedtime and sneak too much rock candy from Bubby’s purse.
Money Quote 1:
These are the same people, who have, for three generations, kept the black community in absolute poverty and educational inequality. This is the same group of people who have stood by and watched millions of babies be aborted. These are the same — in the name — in the name of free sex.
Have I mentioned lately how much I like it when conservatives reveal how truly loathsome they are? This kid is losing his shit at the thought of women having consequence-free sex. The idea of it enrages him. I think he actually stroked out at the end of that last sentence. FREE SEX!! PEOPLE HAVING THE FREE SEXES!!! GRATIS SEXYTIME!!
Two things I want you to take away from this interview:
1.) There are lots of conservative narratives I hate, but the one where liberals only pretend to care about racism, sexism, etc. as a bludgeon to use against conservatives may be the one I hate most.
No, uh-uh, that’s not how it works, Ben. If I call you a racist, it’s because I genuinely believe you’re a racist. If I call you sexist, it’s because I believe you’re sexist. And if I call you a prudish, sniveling, hateful, stupid little asshole it’s because I think you’re a prudish, sniveling, hateful, stupid little asshole. And believing these things gives me no pleasure. Well, maybe the last thing, a little bit.
2.) Conservatives: please to be getting your stories straight.
Money quote 2:
The American people have broken up with conservativism. You’re not going to convince them that conservativism is the way to go by being really nice. The way that you’re going to convince them that conservatism is the way to go is because this is a two-party system, and we can paint the other side as mean and nasty as they are. And they are. They’re mean and nasty and they’re horrible people. I mean, they truly are.
Oh dear. When did conservatives become so uncivil?
In other news…my latest review is up if anyone’s interested.