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Today’s Crazy State Winner

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It’s Oklahoma, for its bill that would ban teachers from failing students if they turned in homework in biology or other classes that pushed creationist ideology.

I suspect if I start doing this every day, Oklahoma is going to win Crazy State a lot of days.

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  • Craigo

    Nothing about the Montana legislator who wants to give votes to out-of-staters who own property?

    • I hadn’t heard about that yet. There’s always room for the Treasure State tomorrow. Or most days.

      • Craigo

        Alas, I see the bill was tabled today.

        Back when I would subject myself to the Economist’s comments section, there was a consensus that we should restrict the franchise to property owners (or alternatively award greater votes to the wealthy). I await the day when some legislator (R-Bumfuck) introduces that bill. Shouldn’t be long.

        • Benjamin

          And Montana wouldn’t have to worry about losing congressmen under the 14th Amendment since they can’t drop below one.

          • Pestilence

            Surely 3/5th of a congressperson would be appropriate?

        • a consensus that we should restrict the franchise to property owners (or alternatively award greater votes to the wealthy)
          John D. Campbell promoted that in Analog editorials, once upon a time. As in so many things, he was just ahead of his time!

          • Dave

            It would simply be to end a short-lived and unsuccessful experiment in the unrestricted franchise, and return to an era of greater stability, racism, and sectional conflicts, which would make everyone happy…

          • William Berry

            Is that John W. Campbell?

            I knew a lot of the early S.F. writers were right-wingers, but I hadn’t heard that one.

            Campbell was a weird writer, also. Bizarre syntax and vocab. And, as an editor, he wanted his writers to write just like he did.

            There’s a story of his in my “Oxford Book of Science Fiction Short Stories” called “Night” that used the adjective “horrible” like three or four times in just the first few sentences!

            • Yes, that’s why you can’t tell a Robert Heinlein story from an Asimov story from an A. E. van Vogt story from something written by Fredrick Pohl………

              • Bill Murray

                or Cyril M. Kornbluth

    • commie atheist

      Yes, Montana does seem to be in the running.

      Provision for vote by corporate property owner. (1) Subject to subsection (2), if a firm, partnership, company, or corporation owns real property within the municipality, the president, vice president, secretary, or other designee of the entity is eligible to vote in a municipal election as provided in [section 1].

      (2) The individual who is designated to vote by the entity is subject to the provisions of [section 1] and shall also provide to the election administrator documentation of the entity’s registration with the secretary of state under 35-1-217 and proof of the individual’s designation to vote on behalf of the entity.

      • Linnaeus

        Neofeudalism marches on.

      • Ken

        So basically, if I’m able to buy a quarter-acre lot, pay enough fees to incorporate a thousand shell corporations with me as director, and subdivide the quarter-acre among them – I get to vote a thousand times in the city election?

        Pity there’s no towns in Montana I want to take over.

        • commie atheist

          I understand there are a large number of dental floss tycoons planning to take up residence. One pygmy pony, one vote!

          • Hogan

            And instead of ID, you show your zircon-encrusted tweezers.

        • Ken

          And I just realized: A municipal government can grant articles of incorporation, right? So it’s only the first town where you have to pay Delaware’s $89 per incorporation – from then on its the special bulk rate you arrange with your municipal government.

          • Malaclypse

            Nope, incorporation is a state-level activity. And multiple states mean registered agent fees, which rack up fast. Nexus is a harsh mistress.

            • sharculese

              Nexus is a harsh mistress.

              The 6 series is supposed to fix that but I’m skeptical.

  • Peter Hovde

    I just heard about the Montana bill authorizing sheriffs to arrest federal agents who make arrests for violation of federal gun law without clearing them with the sheriff first. Calhoun lives!

    • Peter Hovde

      It’s cleared the Assembly Judiciary Committee.

  • BlueLoom

    Gov. Mary Fallin (R,CrazyState) has decided to turn down the federal funding for increased Medicaid coverage in the Affordable Care Act. She has stated that most health problems of low-income Oklahomans come from smoking and obesity. She is going to use state money to fund anti-smoking and anti-obesity programs for low-income people. Tough luck if you’re the kid born with spina bifida or the woman who gets breast cancer.

    • Incontinentia Buttocks

      Thing is, she can’t even do that, ’cause the ALEC-enhanced legislature just refused to vote out of committee the bill allowing localities to impose more strict anti-smoking measures that had been the centerpiece of her anti-smoking campaign. The GOPer leading the charge against this bill was on the radio this morning opining that the _real_ problem with smoking is that too many Oklahomans are addicted to tobacco and (somehow) local smoking laws don’t address this.

      There’s of course, an obvious Oklahoma solution here: make smoking, obesity, breast cancer, spina bifida, etc. felonies, punishable with long jail sentences!

      • DocAmazing

        When congenital illnesses are outlawed, only outlaws will etc. etc.

    • elm

      Dang, when your governor won’t even cave after Rick Scott caved, you know you have problems.

      • LosGatosCA

        Scott only caved because he’s thinking of how he can set up the new MedicAid in Florida so he can privatize enough of it to support his post-governorship grifting requirements.

    • wengler

      Oil-soaked Jesus tells us what to do.

      I heard Obama doesn’t like smoking or fat kids, so we are gonna start a program to get fat kids to smoke.

      • Bill Murray

        and yet Obama himself did and maybe still does smoke

  • Karate Bearfighter
    • Karate Bearfighter

      tag fail.

  • Jim Lynch

    Jeezuz, I know they have TV in Oklahoma. Or has the movie Inherit The Wind been banned from the airwaves?

    • Knowing Oklahoma? Maybe it is banned…

  • DocAmazing

    Irony part: much of Oklahoma’s wealth as a state comes from petroleum, which is, of course, the remains of archaic animals, none of which served as mounts for Jesus.

    • Alan Tomlinson

      Are you suggesting that Jesus had repeated sexual relations with dinosaurs, because that might upset some of the “Christians” a bit. Personally, I don’t care if he fucked goats, but mounting dinosaurs, hmm, must’ve been hung.

      Cheers,

      Alan Tomlinson
      (feeling a bit snarky tonight)

    • cpinva

      oh sure, that’s what you want us to believe!

      “Irony part: much of Oklahoma’s wealth as a state comes from petroleum, which is, of course, the remains of archaic animals, none of which served as mounts for Jesus.”

      to deny a student credit, for expressing deeply held, personal beliefs, lacking any factual foundation, in science classes, is tantamount to religious discrimination! this is simply another, egregious example, of liberal/progressive persecution of people of faith. if jesus had had his pet t-rex with him, in the garden of gethsemane, he would have kicked those roman soldier’s asses, you betcha!

    • NonyNony

      much of Oklahoma’s wealth as a state comes from petroleum, which is, of course, the remains of archaic animals, none of which served as mounts for Jesus.

      I’m sorry, but oil is a result of The Flood suddenly wiping out all of those plants and animals and shoving them under the muck where they turned to oil (and coal) over the course of a few hundred years.

      Which means all that garbage that liberals keep spewing about Peak Oil is a lie – all we need to do is bury a few rain forests for a few hundred years and we’ll have all of the oil we need!

      • wengler

        I thought the approved winger/Bircher theory was that the planet produces a never-ending supply of oil.

      • Bill Murray

        wait I thought oil was in fact the blood of the dinosaurs and natural gas the dinosaurs flatulence

    • kgus

      Sorry, but I work with a few nutters — they all subscribe to the Russian theory (although none of them knew it started in Russia) that petroleum is constantly regenerating.

      • William Berry

        Not just a right-wing trope, either. Alexander Cockburn believed in the theory (put forward by a scientist named Gold, as I recall) that petroleum is manufactured by mind-bogglingly huge colonies of bacteria that live deep in the earth.

        • William Berry

          Did I just say “manufactured by bacteria”? OK, how about “produeced”.

          • William Berry

            “produced”‘ dammit! I think I’ll go back to bed.

      • DocAmazing

        Thomas Gold was born in Austria, not Russia:

        http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abiogenic_petroleum_origin

  • somethingblue

    I suspect if I start doing this every day, Oklahoma is going to win Crazy State a lot of days.

    I was going to say that they’ll have a lot of competition from Kansas, but thinking it over, I think Oklahoma will probably do better on teh crazy. Kansans aren’t imaginative, they’re just straightforwardly mean.

    • bw

      Funny, “straightforwardly man” rather than crazy is exactly what I think of mmany of the oklahomans I’ve enountered. Of course, my basis of comparison is Florida…

      • bw

        Straightforwardly mean, not man. Stupid phone keyboard.

      • wengler

        Nah, crazy makes more sense. Oklahoma has a huge divide between rich and poor, and a lot of what drives policy there is rich people preserving their wealth.

        Religious ignorance is the tool that the oil rich- some of the very worst people in the world- use to blind everyone to the massive maldistribution of wealth.

  • To be fair, there is very little evidence that evolution is an observable phenomenon within Oklahoma political culture.

    • wengler

      De-evolution seems to be very observable.

      Home state of Progressive Democrats Will Rogers and Elizabeth Warren.

      • Mark Mothersbaugh

        I told you so 30+ years ago.

  • Erik the Parrot

    SQUAAAAWK
    *whistles*

    RACE CLASS GENDER
    RACE CLASS GENDER
    RACE CLASS GENDER
    RACE CLASS GENDER
    RACE CLASS GENDER
    RACE CLASS GENDER
    RACE CLASS GENDER
    RACE CLASS GENDER
    RACE CLASS GENDER
    RACE CLASS GENDER
    RACE CLASS GENDER
    CRITICAL THEORY
    CRITICAL THEORY

    SQUAAAAWK
    *whistles*

    • Wait, does this have anything to do with race, class, or gender?

      • delurking

        Silly Erik, because students have to study creationism in *class* of course.

        • Bill Murray

          and only white boys are smart enough to learn, so there’s race and gender

      • Forget it Erik, it’s Wingnut-town

      • Carbon Man

        Basically this whole post is an exercise in “I thank thee, Lord Earth Goddess, that I am not as other —men androgynous LGBTLMNOP and/or polygender agender and trigender persons–Evangelicals, rednecks, white trash, hillbillies” and so on, which is ironic given your profession of ‘solidarity’ with the ‘working class’. In truth, you despise them and despise their culture.

        • Matt T. in New Orleans

          Man, you can read all that into this post? Damn, son, you might want to see someone about that. Perhaps they’ll have pancakes.

          • Carbon Man

            Perhaps you should look up the definition of “satire”. I know Marxists don’t really do satire, but do try to learn.

            • Satirical pancakes? Is the syrup also satirical?

              • Jewish Steel

                Swift thought we should eat Irish pancakes.

            • Matt T. in New Orleans

              I refuse to be schooled in “satire” by an individual who lacks a proper grasp of just what “Marxism” is. Have some poffertjes and crack a book, son.

              • Carbon Man

                Marxism is what ruined your once-great city.

                • Malaclypse

                  I remember back when Ray Nagin liquidated the kulaks as a class. That, and underfunded levees at the federal level under Bush. Nagin was one powerful fucking Marxist. Dude at 12 stacks of fucking pancakes a day.

                • Matt T. in New Orleans

                  One, no, we’re not “ruined”. We hosted the Super Bowl, boy, and it takes more than a little water to wash away New Orleans. And two, it was a friggin’ hurricane and conservative indifference that nearly ruined my city. So, no, what you wrote probably isn’t “satire”.

                • Carbon Man

                  We hosted the Super Bowl

                  …and couldn’t even keep the power on in your stadium. Not exactly something to brag about.

                • Matt T. in New Orleans

                  That, apparently, was an issue between a private concern and a de-regulated utility concern, mostly the private business. Or Roger Goddall was trying to get one last insult to Saints fans before the season ended. Either way, it had nothing to do with Marxism, and I remained unconvinced that you have any sort of grasp on the subject. Seriously, waffles then book. It’d do you good.

                • And, incidentally, the rest of Superbowl week apparently went so smashingly that even having the lights go out for over half an hour couldn’t keep Goodell and the flipping national football media from raving about what a great venue for the Superbowl New Orleans is for a solid week after.

                  Also heard nothing but good things from local media and fans who went down from here in Baltimore.

                • ddt

                  On the contrary. We built this city on Marx and Roll.

            • Sly

              It’s actually hard to break into the field of satire, what with all the stiff competition from wingnut satirists.

              I mean, between that one movie by David Zucker that no one bothered to see, and reruns of The Half-Hour News Hour that are stored in the flammable section of the Fox News vault, how is an aspiring satirist supposed to gain any kind of market share?

            • Anonymous

              After reading your last post, perhaps you should figure out how the English language works.

        • Malaclypse

          Obsessed troll is obsessed.

        • wengler

          You dope, the biggest part of redneck culture is preserving the top 15 percent rate on long-term capital gains. Republicans for life!

        • American Tumescence

          Gol-durn them Marksists, shovin’ thur “Polygender agender” down air throwts.

        • bgn

          I don’t usually respond to trolls these days but–creationism a part of white working class culture? And therefore what?–to be lovingly preserved and encouraged as one lovingly preserves and encourages bluegrass and rodeo, rather than laughed off the stage along with the other pseudo-sciences like astrology and phrenology?

  • Icarus Wright

    Oklahoma!

    Because.

  • Carbon Man

    Erik Loomis is very adept in the Frankfurt School.

    • DocAmazing

      So you want Frankfurters with your pancakes?

      • LeftWingFox

        Jimmy Dean’s Original Chocolate Chip Pancake-wrapped Sausage-on-a-Stick!

        http://jimmydean.com/products/original-pancakes-sausage-on-a-stick.aspx

        • DocAmazing

          Chocolate chip? Is that what they call Spotted Dick?

        • LosGatosCA

          Non-organic though it must be orgasmic, feeling the glow.

          20% of your daily saturated fat and sodium packed onto a portable, optionally edible if you’re a goat, stick it’s truly impressive. Only 12% of your daily cholesterol is a little disappointing. But if you eat a half dozen of those little things you can still do some serious damage.

        • Bill Murray

          CMOT Dibbler would be so proud of Jimmie Dean

  • Carbon Man

    BTW, Erik, have you given up your car yet?

    You should since global warming ‘climate change’ is the Greatest Disaster that Will Doom Us All, right?

    • Did you have a bit too much powdered sugar on your waffles?

      • Carbon Man

        I wonder if Erik will take the following pledge? Namely:

        As a believer:
        (1) That human-caused global warming is a moral, ethical, and spiritual issue affecting our survival,

        (2) That personal energy use is a key component of overall energy use,

        (3) That reducing my fossil fuel-based personal energy usage will lead to lower greenhouse gas emissions, and

        (4) That leaders on moral issues should lead by example,

        (5) Therefore, I pledge to consume as half as much energy for my personal use than the average American household by April 22nd, 2013.

        • Carbon Man

          And it has to be half as much as the average American household of your size.

          HINT: Gotta give up the car, Loomis. It’s for Mother Earth, after all.

          • Anonymous

            You know the size of his house? Wow, you really are a loser.

        • wengler

          You forgot to mention that Al Gore is fat.

        • BarrY

          Perhaps somebody should teach Charcoal Guy to link, because there’s no link to the
          Ladge, or list of signers.

        • LeftWingFox

          Not exactly difficult. I fly home once a year still live comfortably on 1/3 of the average national carbon footprint.

      • MAJeff

        Someone has a crush on you, Erik.

        • Fake Irishman

          I wonder if Carbon Man has checked out Erik’s counter tops a la Michelle Malkin.

          • Is “checked out Erik’s counter tops” a double entendre? Because Jennbob does seem quite enamoured…

  • Carbonacious, you might want to consider what you’re asking:

    False choice

    The presentation of a false choice often reflects a deliberate attempt to eliminate the middle ground on an issue. A common argument against noise pollution laws involves a false choice. It might be argued that in New York City noise should not be regulated, because if it were, the city would drastically change in a negative way. This argument assumes that, for example, a bar must be shut down for it to not cause disturbing levels of noise after midnight. This ignores the fact that the bar could simply lower its noise levels, and/or install soundproofing structural elements to keep the noise from excessively transmitting onto others’ properties, but this is also a false choice because it ignores the fact that the noise could be emanating from the patrons outside the bar.

    Excluded middle, it’s what’s for breakfast.

    http://img2.etsystatic.com/006/0/7047263/il_fullxfull.353074438_qyg4.jpg

    • Carbon Man

      What’s the “middle ground” on the GREATEST ISSUE TO FACE HUMANS IN ALL OF WORLD HISTORY, at least according to Mr. Loomis? Isn’t that just “High Broderism”?

      • Darling, the obvious answer is to find a way to use solar power to power our vehicles so that we can ride to work without having to use fossil fuels, or, as they call it in OK, “Jesus Juice”.

        • sparks

          Tell JennBob I’m making my pancakes on a solar-powered electric skillet right now!!!

          • JenBob, get down from that cross right now, and come in for some pancakes.

      • Anonymous

        The all-caps and bold letters convinced me.

      • Tybalt

        It’s the invisibly thin layer between the syrup and the pancake surface, where the magic happens. Science has managed to prove that Kansas is flatter than a pancake; but now we have extended human knowledge further as your “satire” seems to be even flatter than Kansas.

  • Isn’t this exactly the kind of everyone gets a medalism they’re always complaining about?

    • DocAmazing

      If it’s a St. Christopher medal, I guess it’s OK.

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