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Four Hours Of Witless Sexism and Racism Are One Thing, But Now We’ve Gone Too Far

[ 50 ] February 25, 2013 |

Shorter Roger L. Simon: “Everything changed for me on September 11. I used to consider myself a Democrat, but thanks to 9/11, I’m outraged that Ronald Reagan appeared at the 1981 Oscars.* Why not just send us to the gulag?”

Roy has more examples, of course.

[Since someone always seems to ask about it in comments, the reference explained.]

*Or Laura Bush at the 2002 Oscars. I am retroactively OUTRAGED!


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  1. max says:

    Why not just send us to the gulag?

    Is it just the February slog or something? People, and also wingnuts, seem to be short of material.

    [‘It even seems like Mitt Romney is pretty sure the whole thing was just a bad dream and come 2017 he’s going to be president, somehow.’]

  2. Michelle Obama scares the living crap out of these people.

    • c u n d gulag says:

      Well, spending their “2-minute hate” on her husband every day gets pretty boring after awhile.

      And with her, they get two “hates” for the price of one: blacks AND women!

  3. Incontinentia Buttocks says:

    Incidentally, who were the people around the First Lady, and what were they wearing? Had they invited the Sea Org to the White House Oscar party?

    • Dave says:

      I see a captain in the USMC, at least a couple of USN officers, probably a USAF officer… I don’t want to come over all ‘support the troops’, but really, Scientology, that’s low…

      • Incontinentia Buttocks says:

        It was the sheer scale of aiguillettes that threw me. To be honest, I was more reminded of this than of Elron’s minions. Have USMC and USN dress uniforms always been that gaudy?

        • Dave says:

          Wearing an aiguillette has represented, in most Western militaries for most of the last century, appointment as a aide-de-camp to senior staff, unsurprising at the White House. But yes, those are the dressiest of dress uniforms… OTOH, count the medals.

        • Lol, those Secret Service guys look miserable.

          My cat walked around with that same expression when he had to wear the no-scratch-cone.

        • Jeremy says:

          Those are dinner dress uniforms. They’re pretty much used only for events where the civilian equivalent would be “black tie.” They also have a “white tie” variant. I think they’re only required to be owned by O-4 and above, as well as, I’m guessing, those with assigned duty at places like the White House.

  4. Hogan says:

    With that “comes out of the closet” headline, I was expecting Simon to go in a very different direction.

  5. TG Chicago says:

    But it’s clearly wrong for a member of the First Family, via satellite from the White House, to interject themselves into a major television event:

    Ronald Reagan doing the coin-flip for the 1985 Super Bowl

  6. Shakezula says:

    Dear God, the endless sense of victimization. I’ve known people with paranoia, and the average conservative leaves them standing when it comes to misinterpreting events to see a hidden threat.

  7. KadeKo says:

    This is really for the last thread (Begging for James Franco), but I like to quote Roger Ebert:

    Poop isn’t funny. Only poop jokes are funny.

    (Not all poop jokes are funny, but in eight words it describes the difference between something offensive–or approaching offensive, or merely risque–and the bare minimum to make that into possible humor.)

  8. Clicked over to Simon’s link for shits and grins, turns out it’s paginated. Must be though times at PJ Media if they need two pageviews from a 432 word post. Also, your argument is invalid:

    “Now hold on… there’s an idea. Harry Reid hosting the Academy Awards. Talk about vampires.”

  9. Cody says:

    Heh. The Right should start their own awards!!

    Then they can take a second and look at what they actually produce. It will make for great TV.

    • sharculese says:

      The idea of an alternative wingnut Oscar night excites me greatly, but only if they don’t stop at film. Fake wingnut Tony’s for David Mamet, fake wingnut ESPYs for Tim Tebow, etc., etc.

      • gmack says:

        No, no, you’re going about it wrong. How about this: as a left wing liberal, I am deeply, deeply frightened, angered, and offended at the prospect of alternative right-wing ceremonies. Once the public is exposed to the impressive aesthetic and intellectual gifts of contemporary conservatives, they will likely realize the emptiness and propagandistic nature of mainstream media. Moreover, such a show would be deeply offensive to my political positions and sensibilities; in fact, I can think of nothing that would anger me more than to see, for instance, Tim Tebow win the right-wing MVP award, or to see movie awards shows dominated by Mel Gibson, Clint Eastwood talking to a chair, and the corpse of Charlton Heston. So please, fellow leftists, I consider it our number one priority to denounce this idea and see to it that it never, ever happens.

  10. Nothing worse than a 9/11 Republican. Something about the “I was awakened from the ignorance liberals had instilled in me” shtick, since their narrative includes embracing an exceptionally ignorant view of Islam.

    • Breadbaker says:

      Not to mention the contrast between Clinton and Obama’s handling of bin-Laden to Bush using “Bin-Laden determined to attack within US” as a rag to clean his bike.

  11. laura says:

    I used to love hating on Roger L Simon. It was my favourite activity. Now I haven’t got the heart for it. As he gets more and more senile all I can picture is Glenn and Helen plotting how to get him quietly out the door. I hope the poor old codger has some savings.

  12. Alan in SF says:

    Thanks, Scott, for a refreshing shot of Berube. The Internet misses him.

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