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Name our production studio(s)!


In the first podcast, Lawyers, Guns and Money presented a Lawyers, Guns and Money Production. Which is all well-and-fine for a first podcast, but as we’re mere decades away from monetizing the Internet, I think we need names that are more representative than repetitious. In the comments to Other Scott’s recent post, I suggested that Lawyers, Guns and Money should present

  • A Head on a Stick Production
  • An Internet Tradition Production
  • A Pancakes for Jenny Production

I was thinking we needed one studio, but there’s no reason each of us can’t have our own. For example, Hogan won the Internet by nominating Erik to be the CEO of

  • Control the Means of Production Productions

Also, Njorl pointed out that we don’t need to stick to “Productions,” but somehow missed the opportunity to note that our next podcast could be a Pancakes for Jenny Joint.

So I appeal to your vast knowledge of all Internet Traditions to help us figure out who we should be. The winner(s) will receive fleeting acclaim on a mid-level political-and-whatever-it-is-I-do blog and possibly an invitation to participate in a forthcoming podcast. Have at it!

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  • DocAmazing

    A Gross Domestic Production?

  • UberMitch

    Is That a Battleship in Your Pocket Productions?

    • DocAmazing

      A Battleship, Please Production?

      • Hogan

        Politics by Other Means Productions?

  • In honor of Farley’s deranged anti-air screeds, I suggest S-75 Productions.

    Because he’s dedicated to bringing down the U.S. Air Force.

  • MikeJake

    Juche! Studios

    Not a Crank Production

    • DocAmazing

      Needs more walrus.

    • Tom Renbarger

      Gin and Juche Studios

  • Scott Lemieux

    A pancakes for Jenny production, in association with all internet traditions. Executive producer Jean-Paul Sartre.

  • DocAmazing

    A Knock Before You Enter SEK’s Office Production?

    • LoriK

      Especially if you’re SEK.

  • Bill Murray

    A Box Wine Production

    • greylocks

      Pam Geller already has that trademarked.

      • Hogan

        I think you mean Ann Althouse. Geller is hard liquor all the way.

  • John Protevi

    A What About Ghana, Huh? Production

    • Love it.

      • Jameson Quinn

        What about Guatemala, huh?

    • Bexley

      A Lawyers Ghana and Money production

  • SEK

    I should note that since all it takes is ten seconds in Photoshop to change the title cards, it’s not like we can’t just use them all.

    But there will be only one winner, per contributor, or something. I don’t know, just be funny, damn it.

  • Tom Renbarger

    Green Lantern Studios/A Bully Pulpit Production

    Or at least give Hal Jordan co-producer credit.

    • Jameson Quinn

      Bully pulpit +1

    • rif

      Bully Pulp
      Bully PulpLit
      Bully Hill Pulpit
      Bully Polpot

  • UberMitch

    Vote Third Party Because Drones Productions

  • Todd

    LG&M is People! Productions

  • Vern

    A Bookmark It, Libs! Production

    • Jameson Quinn

      Harrumph. Except instead of “production” it should be “pancake”.

  • Uncle Ebeneezer

    Good News For McCain Productions

    a Gritty-Clutch Feature

    Lubricated Tusk Entertainment

    IHOPP- (International House of Pulpit Pancakes) Media

    • Preemptively Legal United Workers of the World International

  • Murc

    Charlie Carpenter Productions.

    :drops mic on stage:

    • Bill Murray

      do you mean Charli Carpenter?

  • Jameson Quinn

    A West of House Production Joint Harrumph

    • Jameson Quinn

      Do not attempt strikethrough from a phone. Production and joint were supposed to be stricken.

      • commie atheist

        I like “Joint Harrumph” though.

  • Craig

    Eye-liner Entertainment.

  • Bill Murray

    A Jennycakes and Syrup Creation

    • D’s Squirrel Food

      Can someone explain this to me? I am aware of the internet tradition of offering LGM’s resident troll pancakes, but I have no idea what it means.

      • Jameson Quinn

        Waitaminnit. Internet traditions actually mean something? I thought a tradition was just something you did just like last time.

  • dexitroboper

    Not As Funny As Fafblog Productions

  • Jameson Quinn

    An Internet Tradition

  • Bexley

    A talking filibuster podcast.

  • Barry Freed

    A Straight Outta COLONIAL HEIGHTS, VIRGINIA Production.

  • That’s my ball! Productions

    You can’t do that Productions

    Are you sure you want to do that Productions

    • Bexley

      A disadventure production.

  • Because of… Now I am Outraged by…Productions

  • Benjamin

    Betokened Backlash Productions.

  • Ramon A. Clef

    Pancakes and Walrus Juche!

  • Nadir Productions.

  • Jameson Quinn

    A Bar None Screed

    (Best I could do with lawyers. Guns and money are also hard.)

  • Ken

    Black Maria.

    (Wait, are we naming the production company or the studio facility?)

  • thebewilderness

    Pancakes of mass destruction production.

  • Tnap01

    A Please, Please Darleen Click Come on Our Show Productions

    “If it’s good, it’s a Miracle!”

  • A Bill Ayers Production.

  • Tnap01

    I’m so old I vaguely remember the days when there would have been 25 entries by now invoking Jewel… weeps :(

    • Jameson Quinn


  • greylocks

    a “Get Me Out of This” Production

  • Tnap01

    A Someday a Slate Columnist Will Give These Podcasts a Positive Re-Evaluation Like Creed Production.

  • david

    Nader-Jeter Studios

  • efgoldman

    It seems a waste of perfectly good maple syrup.

  • A War on (Some Classes of People Who Use Some Means of) Production

  • max

    Three Goats for Transsexual Sara, Ltd. /* No idea why, really */
    Labor is People, Too! Studios
    We Sank Your Bathtub Battleship Productions

    If we were being serious, Detox Mansion Studios seems the obvious choice.

    HOOKERS & CRACK Anti-Defamation League

    Hrmm, not firing on all cylinders tonight.

    [‘Honey, I Killed The Pony, Inc.’]

  • Keaaukane

    A 300+ thread Production

    • MikeJake

      A Joe From Lowell joint.

  • RepubAnon

    How about: “The Spit Has Hit The Fan Productions” in honor of the song what started it all.

  • RepubAnon

    Or if you’re a Zelazny fan, a modified line from Lord of Light “The Fit Hit The Shan Productions”

  • Jonas

    A Jack Morris Hall of Fame/WARblogger Production

    A Bearded Duck/Cat Boxing/Tentacle Porn Production

  • Jamie

    Traditional Internet Traditions, LLC. Fine manufacturers of memes, heads on sticks, that sort of thing. A family enterprise since whenever you all gay-married each other and started making right-thinking people rethink liberalism.

  • e julius drivingstorm

    A Front Porch Sports Production – maybe with Ray Allen.

  • catclub

    A Law School Loans Production

    A Not Obese but Healthy and Big-Boned Production

  • You’ll also need an inscrutable five- to ten-second animated logo-clip-thing to run at the beginning [films] or end [tv shows] of each production.

    I don’t have a fully formed conception, but what I do see involves a giant gay logger smashing law schools with a head-on-a-stick? Or something.

    Oh, you’re welcome, btw.

  • Tnap01

    Shine on You Crazy Steve Diamond, Inc.

    We Leave No Onion Ring Unanalyzed Studios

    This Podcast Metaphorically Kills Fucking Annoying Fucking Yankees Fans

  • A Bookmark it Libs! production.

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