Name our production studio(s)!
In the first podcast, Lawyers, Guns and Money presented a Lawyers, Guns and Money Production. Which is all well-and-fine for a first podcast, but as we’re mere decades away from monetizing the Internet, I think we need names that are more representative than repetitious. In the comments to Other Scott’s recent post, I suggested that Lawyers, Guns and Money should present
- A Head on a Stick Production
- An Internet Tradition Production
- A Pancakes for Jenny Production
I was thinking we needed one studio, but there’s no reason each of us can’t have our own. For example, Hogan won the Internet by nominating Erik to be the CEO of
- Control the Means of Production Productions
Also, Njorl pointed out that we don’t need to stick to “Productions,” but somehow missed the opportunity to note that our next podcast could be a Pancakes for Jenny Joint.
So I appeal to your vast knowledge of all Internet Traditions to help us figure out who we should be. The winner(s) will receive fleeting acclaim on a mid-level political-and-whatever-it-is-I-do blog and possibly an invitation to participate in a forthcoming podcast. Have at it!
A Gross Domestic Production?
Is That a Battleship in Your Pocket Productions?
A Battleship, Please Production?
Politics by Other Means Productions?
In honor of Farley’s deranged anti-air screeds, I suggest S-75 Productions.
Because he’s dedicated to bringing down the U.S. Air Force.
Juche! Studios
Not a Crank Production
Needs more walrus.
Gin and Juche Studios
A pancakes for Jenny production, in association with all internet traditions. Executive producer Jean-Paul Sartre.
A Knock Before You Enter SEK’s Office Production?
Especially if you’re SEK.
A Box Wine Production
Pam Geller already has that trademarked.
I think you mean Ann Althouse. Geller is hard liquor all the way.
A What About Ghana, Huh? Production
Love it.
What about Guatemala, huh?
A Lawyers Ghana and Money production
I should note that since all it takes is ten seconds in Photoshop to change the title cards, it’s not like we can’t just use them all.
But there will be only one winner, per contributor, or something. I don’t know, just be funny, damn it.
Green Lantern Studios/A Bully Pulpit Production
Or at least give Hal Jordan co-producer credit.
Bully pulpit +1
Bully Pulp
Bully PulpLit
Bully Hill Pulpit
Bully Polpot
Vote Third Party Because Drones Productions
LG&M is People! Productions
A Bookmark It, Libs! Production
Harrumph. Except instead of “production” it should be “pancake”.
Good News For McCain Productions
a Gritty-Clutch Feature
Lubricated Tusk Entertainment
IHOPP- (International House of Pulpit Pancakes) Media
Preemptively Legal United Workers of the World International
Charlie Carpenter Productions.
:drops mic on stage:
do you mean Charli Carpenter?
A West of House Production Joint Harrumph
Do not attempt strikethrough from a phone. Production and joint were supposed to be stricken.
I like “Joint Harrumph” though.
Eye-liner Entertainment.
A Jennycakes and Syrup Creation
Can someone explain this to me? I am aware of the internet tradition of offering LGM’s resident troll pancakes, but I have no idea what it means.
Waitaminnit. Internet traditions actually mean something? I thought a tradition was just something you did just like last time.
Pancakes explained.
Internet traditions explained.
It seems a waste of perfectly good maple syrup.
(copied from below. FYWP.)
Not As Funny As Fafblog Productions
An Internet Tradition
A talking filibuster podcast.
A Straight Outta COLONIAL HEIGHTS, VIRGINIA Production.
Nice
Recording live from the men’s restroom of the World’s Largest Arby’s?
I LOLed.
That’s my ball! Productions
You can’t do that Productions
Are you sure you want to do that Productions
A disadventure production.
Because of… Now I am Outraged by…Productions
Betokened Backlash Productions.
Pancakes and Walrus Juche!
Nadir Productions.
Nader
A Bar None Screed
(Best I could do with lawyers. Guns and money are also hard.)
Black Maria.
(Wait, are we naming the production company or the studio facility?)
Pancakes of mass destruction production.
A Please, Please Darleen Click Come on Our Show Productions
MIRACLE PRODUCTIONS
“If it’s good, it’s a Miracle!”
A Bill Ayers Production.
I’m so old I vaguely remember the days when there would have been 25 entries by now invoking Jewel… weeps :(
Petrified.
a “Get Me Out of This” Production
A Someday a Slate Columnist Will Give These Podcasts a Positive Re-Evaluation Like Creed Production.
Nader-Jeter Studios
It seems a waste of perfectly good maple syrup.
A War on (Some Classes of People Who Use Some Means of) Production
Three Goats for Transsexual Sara, Ltd. /* No idea why, really */
Labor is People, Too! Studios
We Sank Your Bathtub Battleship Productions
If we were being serious, Detox Mansion Studios seems the obvious choice.
HOOKERS & CRACK Anti-Defamation League
Hrmm, not firing on all cylinders tonight.
max
['Honey, I Killed The Pony, Inc.']
A 300+ thread Production
A Joe From Lowell joint.
How about: “The Spit Has Hit The Fan Productions” in honor of the song what started it all.
Or if you’re a Zelazny fan, a modified line from Lord of Light “The Fit Hit The Shan Productions”
A Jack Morris Hall of Fame/WARblogger Production
A Bearded Duck/Cat Boxing/Tentacle Porn Production
Traditional Internet Traditions, LLC. Fine manufacturers of memes, heads on sticks, that sort of thing. A family enterprise since whenever you all gay-married each other and started making right-thinking people rethink liberalism.
A Front Porch Sports Production – maybe with Ray Allen.
A Law School Loans Production
A Not Obese but Healthy and Big-Boned Production
You’ll also need an inscrutable five- to ten-second animated logo-clip-thing to run at the beginning [films] or end [tv shows] of each production.
I don’t have a fully formed conception, but what I do see involves a giant gay logger smashing law schools with a head-on-a-stick? Or something.
Oh, you’re welcome, btw.
Shine on You Crazy Steve Diamond, Inc.
We Leave No Onion Ring Unanalyzed Studios
This Podcast Metaphorically Kills Fucking Annoying Fucking Yankees Fans
A Bookmark it Libs! production.