Yes, Scott Adams’s argument from the alleged left on behalf of Romney is risible. But that’s just one idiotic argument. Given his ability to string together a large number of similarly dumb arguments, I think I have to give the award to Mr. Buzz Bissinger. I especially treasure the argument that the stimulus was too small — so you should vote to put the party who mostly opposed the stimulus entirely into the White House. Needless to say, Bissinger also thinks that Romney’s willingness to sign the occasional bill put on his desk by huge supermajorities of Massachusetts Democrats (amidst 800 vetoes) means that he won’t really by a conservative president. Oh, and we need to restore the culture of “individual responsibility” by increasing taxes and cutting benefits for poor people so that people who, say, get $260 million for destroying the market value of their companies can get a big tax cut.