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[ 15 ] September 14, 2012 |

More from Mitt:

And:

And:

And:

I couldn’t resist coining the phrase “tragedy bump,” but I should’ve. That said, I’m sure I missed some from the previous thread, so feel free to elevate those I missed or come up with more. I’m enjoying this intensely even if it isn’t, as people say it should be, a tumblr. I should know what that means, after all, I’m a tumbler. I’m a government man. But I don’t.

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  1. Cody says:

    I’M GOING TO BALANCE THIS BUDGET!

    THAT WAS REALLY THE PUNCHLINE

  2. Mr_Paul says:

    VOIGHT KAMPF EMPATHY TEST
    GOT ME ON THE RUN

  3. Stan Gable says:

    “it moved me – to a BIGGER HOUSE” never gets old…

  4. Pinko Punko says:

    UNDERPANTS HAVE BEEN STOLEN

    PROFIT!

  5. […] to engage in spin but create and sustain an alternate reality. Meanwhile, SEK is having too much fun with his smirking-Mitt […]

  6. Ugh says:

    *Man do I have to fart*

    *Take that, bitches*

  7. Jameson Quinn says:

    You already have one of mine, but not my favorite.

    ONLY JESUS SAVES US SINNERS

    GOOD SOURCE OF LEVERAGE

    It’s deep, man! It turns religion against him without cheap shots about magic undies or sky fairies. Not that I don’t appreciate cheap shots, of course…

  8. norbizness says:

    No Simpsons reference left behind! http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3qwvy4/

  9. L. says:

    I WILL FIGHT FOR THE AMERICAN PEOPLE

    THE PEOPLE WHO ARE CORPORATIONS

  10. BigHank53 says:

    $200000 TO $250000 A YEAR IS MIDDLE INCOME

    CHRIST, THESE FUCKING SERFS CAN’T EVEN DO MATH

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