Nailed it!
In the comments to “Score!” Kris Overstreet made the following suggestions:
And:
I must admit that once the images are removed from their vile original context, they’re a fitting all-purpose figure for the intellectual dishonesty that makes Romney such a despicable human being.
AMERICANS SHOULD KEEP MORE OF THEIR MONEY IN THEIR POCKETS
WHERE IT’S EASIER TO STEAL
FOR WHAT DOES IT PROFIT A MAN TO GAIN THE WHOLE WORLD BUT FORFEIT HIS SOUL?
HANG ON, I’LL GO CHECK
+1
JESUS LOVES EVEN THE POOREST
OFFSHORE CORPORATION
JESUS SAVES
SUCKER! I HAVE LEVERAGE
Or: I CAN LEVERAGE THAT
Actually, that’s kinda profound…
INVEST IN AMERICA
LEVERAGE UP, TAKE IT BANKRUPT, MOVE TO SINGAPORE
WHO WILL FIGHT FOR THE UNBORN
OFFSHORE TAX SHELTER LLCS
MY FRIENDS, ROMANS, COUNTRYMEN, LEND ME YOUR EARS
…
Or maybe:
FRIENDS, ROMANS, COUNTRYMEN
LEND ME YOUR EARS
Nah, I like it better with panel 2 blank.
JESUS WEPT
JOHN 4:18, BABY
Or just
EASIEST BIBLE VERSE EVER
We Must Now Lay Our Fallen Heroes To Rest.
SO I CAN DANCE ON THEIR GRAVES.
WHAT DO I CARE HOW MUCH IT MAY STORM?
I’VE GOT MY MAGIC UNDERWEAR TO KEEP ME WARM
WIFE HAS MS
IT’S LIKE COMPASSION KEVLAR
CHINESE PEOPLE NEED TO EAT TOO, YOU KNOW
ABOUT EVERY HALF AN HOUR OR SO, I GUESS
INVITE FAMOUS ACTOR TO SPEAK, HE TALKS TO CHAIR
STOCKS IN SOYLENT GREEN FACTORIES GO UP
VEEP SELECTION CAN’T STOP LYING
MAKES ME LOOK RELATIVELY HONEST
THE MIDDLE CLASS IS BEING SQUEEZED
200K TO 250K SUCH A SMALL RANGE
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your meme’s better than this one: http://smirkingmitt.tumblr.com/
but that one’s getting more play (e.g. http://www.salon.com/topic/mitt_romney_smirk/); someone please figure out how to do the tumblr thing