It figures a guy named Fielder would end up as somebody’s DH
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Per the Twitter, the Tigers have just signed Prince Fielder to a 9-year $214 million deal. Since Detroit already has a pretty good first baseman who is also signed to a long-term megadeal, this means there’s either a trade for Cabrera in the works or that Dave Dombrowski has read The Obesity Myth.
Breaking . . . supposedly Cabrera has agreed to move to DH. Can Fielder, you know, field? I’ve only seen him hit home runs.
Also, what about Victor Martinez? He has a torn ACL, and is supposed to be out for all of 2012, and isn’t expected to be able to catch again. He’s basically going to be a DH for the rest of his career.
Could Cabrera move back to third? He has soft hands and a decent arm but at this point his mobility is slightly better than a sleeper sofa’s. This must be what it’s like to root for the Yankees. In other words, fun!