This is easily the most monstrous thing that a basketball coach associated with the state of Kentucky has done recently:
Basketball and politics — two of Kentucky’s favorite subjects — converged Thursday when University of Kentucky men’s basketball coach John Calipari said he would send a UK jersey to President Barack Obama.
Apparently enough fans objected to the gift that the UK coach felt compelled to post an explanation on his Facebook page.
“Folks — I think everyone is missing my intention of sending a jersey to the President,” Calipari wrote. “There was NOTHING political about it — it was simply a way of spreading the word of Big Blue Nation into the White House! I apologize if I offended anyone — that was not my intention. I know politics and sports don’t mix, but a friend offered to give Bounce Back to the President and we figured we could send along a jersey as well.”
Above all else, the manufactured outrage over President Obama’s address to schoolchildren should force us to recognize that public education is a farce, because a completely privatized system would resolve my non sequitur argument regarding school prayer.
Whenever I hear conservatives whining about the universal terror of public education, I always wonder if they have the faintest notion that the party for whom they usually vote was founded by people who believed, among other things, that federal land should be conveyed to the states to establish enormous, publicly funded institutions of higher learning. I’m not surprised, however, that these folks would seem to prefer the model of the antebellum South — a pig-ignorant landscape virtually devoid of public education, filled with planters’ academies for the sons of the slaveholding cousinry and finishing schools for their daughters — nor does it amaze me to see that apparently functioning adults can persuade themselves that public education was somehow irrelevant to the political, cultural, economic and military authority that made the United States the predominant fountain of democracy, whiskey and sexy on the planet over the past 150 years.
What really cracks me up, however, is their apparent belief that an educational system funded entirely by private dollars would be any more hospitable to the freedoms they seem to believe are thwarted in the public realm. Sure, you’d have a small archipelago of madrassas where Christian children memorized Leviticus and debated the methods by which velociraptors eased their hunger aboard Noah’s Ark — hell, maybe they’d even let kids bring guns to school — but if the eradication of public education actually cracked open the sort of market that libertarians seem to fantasize about, the void would be filled by corporate and foundation dollars that appreciate “free speech” even less than
Youth Academies for the Exaltation and Praise of the Venerable Comrade Leader Obama, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Sea the public schools about which the right wing is ceaselessly bitching.
Hmm, maybe the Mets’s bad luck with injuries this year is karmic payback from one of the stars of the 1969 world champions using these kinds of arguments to justify not filing tax returns for several years:
Koosman, 66, of Osceola, told IRS agents in 2006 that he had researched
federal tax laws and concluded they applied only to federal employees, corporate
workers and District of Columbia residents. During a May hearing, he told Crabb
he was naive and fell in with the anti-tax movement.
I’m sure this research was extensive and highly disinterested. [Via]
…Commenters have refuted my theory, noting the world-class crazy excuse making of two members of the &*%$^ ’93 Phillies that were able to hang on against the Expos — I’m not sure Dykstra, who won his only ring with the Mets, counts, but how about Darren Daulton, ladies and gentlemen:
In 2004, Daulton did a two-month stretch in Pinellas County Jail. He’d been found in contempt of court, stemming from a failure to comply with a court order issued in his and Nicole’s divorce battle. He was sprung after agreeing to serve out the remainder of his six-month sentence in a drug-and-alcohol rehab program.
“I’ve been thrown in jail five or six times,” Daulton says from his home in Tampa. “Nicole thinks I’m crazy. She blames everything on drugs and drinking. But I don’t take drugs and I’m not a drunk. Nicole just doesn’t understand metaphysics.”
Daulton isn’t. When he says he’s attuned to Higher Powers, he’s not channeling Bud Selig. “There is no good or bad,” he says, explicating the Dutch Theory of Being. “We’re all the same, but we’re all different. The higher we ascend, the more the same we are.”
Home alone in Tampa, Daulton spends much of his spare time typing up his mystical musings. The notes read like they were dictated by the True Believers who hitched a ride with Comet Hale-Bopp. “Reality is created and guarded by numeric patterns that overlap and awaken human consciousness, like a giant matrix or hologram,” writes the .245 lifetime hitter. “They are created by sacred geometry — numbers, the language of the universe, codes of awakening — such as 11:11, which represent twin strands of DNA about to return to balance. Eleven equals BALANCE.”
During the Dutch Enlightenment, No. 11 has been as significant as it was in Spinal Tap. “I’ll wake up at night and look at the clock and it’s 11:11,” he says. “I’ll turn on the TV and see a baseball game tied at 11 in the 11th inning. I’ll look out the window and see a car passing with 1111 on the license plate. The car will turn into a driveway with 1111 on the mailbox.”
What a commie fascist:
The President’s Community School in the Blue Ridge Mountains of Virginia near the Hoover camp at the headwaters of the Rapidan in Madison County will be opened next Monday.
The gathering of the mountain children for the initial session will be without formality of any kind as the formal dedication of the school will be deferred until the classes have been organized and until such time as either the President or Mrs. Hoover, or both, can be present.
Then there will be a flag-raising and other exercises in which it is proposed that the pupils shall have an important part under the direction of Miss Christine Vest, of Yosemite, Ky., the new teacher, who is a graduate of Berea College and who has had much experience in teaching mountain children in her native State.
Financed by President Hoover and a few of his friends and built by the men of the mountains under the direction of a trained constructor, the school is perched on the lee side of one of the highest of the mountains in the Blue Ridge chain in that section.
A remote mountaintop camp, built at the personal request of the President by US Marines, and topped with a school for ignorant hillbillies who were no doubt being groomed to serve in some variety of executive militia? Thank the Lord the Depression came along and knocked this guy down a peg or two.
and not a real news story.
As usual, it’s OK when Republicans do it, but should a Democrat dare give a back to school address to America’s school children, the end of the Republic is nigh.
“I’m a dad of four. I’m appalled that Obama has a different idea of how to organize our country, and that he has the temerity to use taxpayer dollars to indoctrinate those children of this filthy, godless, socialist ideology which a majority of Americans do not support.”
OK, he didn’t use the word “temerity”.
“The Democrats have clearly lost the battle to maintain control of the message this summer, so now that school is back in session, President Obama has turned to American’s children to spread his liberal lies, indoctrinating American’s youngest children before they have a chance to decide for themselves.”
Because going over the heads of your own party, government institutions, and public opinion, directly to
the people school children is such an unlikely strategy, it’s utterly devious.
Genius, that Obama, securing the second grade vote like this.
The possibility that McCain’s choice of Palin really did significantly affect the 2008 elections is one I find genuinely fascinating.
The question is obviously a good example of the fact that it’s essentially impossible to prove social science hypotheses involving causation, with the small number of trials making things even more difficult. What’s interesting about Johnston and Thorson’s data is that normally, when discussing the effect of VP choices, there isn’t even a correlation that could make a causal effect plausible. So, ultimately, it comes down to whose story you find convincing. Focusing solely on the facts of the 2008 race, I find the Johnston/Thorson explanation more satisfying. But we also have to place this in the context of previous data showing both that VP picks matter very little and that campaigns in general are overrated in their effect on elections, which strengthens the argument of skeptics.
The other thing to say is that even if Palin did have a substantial negative effect, it’s not even clear that McCain’s gamble was irrational — after all, he was almost certainly going to lose anyway, and losing by a bigger margin doesn’t really matter. It’s possible that the VP choices of trailing candidates might be less risk-averse in the future, leading to VP choices mattering more. On the other hand, aside from marginal home state effects there still isn’t a good plausible example of a VP having a significant positive effect, so the Palin debacle may make future selections even more risk-averse.
Jesus. Kind of a disaster. Babies are agitated, angry, and fussy. Not an auspicious beginning to the Chip Kelly era.
At risk of over-doing the Jewish thing, this is my internet Find-of-the-Day:
Before Mendoza the Jew, boxers generally stood still and merely swapped punches. Mendoza’s style consisted of more than simply battering opponents into submission, his “scientific style” included much defensive movement. He developed an entirely new style of boxing, incorporating defensive strategies, such as what he called “side-stepping”, moving around, and ducking, blocking, and, all in all, avoiding punches. Sounds simplistic now , but it was revolutionary back then. His ability to overcome much heavier adversaries was a consequence of this. Though he stood only 5’7″ and weighed only 160 pounds, Mendoza was England’s sixteenth Heavyweight Champion from 1792 to 1795. Thus he holds probably The Greatest Record in Boxing History, as he is the only middleweight to ever win the Heavyweight Championship of the World. In 1789 he opened his own boxing academy and published The Art of Boxing the book on modern “scientific” style boxing which every subsequent boxer learned from…
In 1795 Mendoza fought “Gentleman” John Jackson for the Championship at Hornchurch in Essex. Jackson was five years younger, 4 inches taller, and 42 lbs. heavier. The bigger man won in nine rounds, paving the way to victory by seizing Mendoza by his long hair and holding him with one hand while he pounded his head with the other. Mendoza was pummelled into submission in around ten minutes. Since this date boxers have worn their hair short.
Apparently I’m a kidnapper:
The Prime Minister’s Office and the Jewish Agency unveiled an aggressive advertisement campaign for the Masa project which is designed to strengthen Jewish identity among youths in the Diaspora and their bonds to Israel.
One video clip likens Jews who marry outside of the religion to missing persons, with fake notices and pictures which drive home the point.
As part of the campaign, similar “missing person” notices will be plastered on walls around the country.
That’s just… fabulous. The stupidity boggles the mind almost as much as the mendacity; how can it be good for the Israeli state to insist that Jews who marry outside the faith are lost? How many American Jews are really going to decide to marry within the faith because of this campaign, as compared to the number who are going to be pissed off by the exclusion and the implicit revocation of agency?
…see also Dana.
Shorter Peter Baker: Several major media outlets created a yet another bullshit story about meaningless trivia concerning the Clinton family. The parties to blame for this couldn’t be more clear: Bill and Hillary Clinton.