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What Happened to the Genocidal Fanatics You Could Reason With?

[ 0 ] May 30, 2006 |

Shorter Marshall Wittmann: Containment cannot possibly work with Iran, because their “leader” (who doesn’t actually control Iranian foreign policy, but never mind) isn’t a modest, entirely rational leader who never makes belligerent statements in public, unlike Mao, Stalin, Khrushchev, or Kim Jong-il. And we still would have been in deep trouble if it wasn’t for the brilliant deterrence capabilities of Star Wars!

Again, I just can’t imagine why nobody takes the DLC seriously.