Incompetent Nitwits Achieve Fuck All
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Send three idiots to Pakistan, this is what you get.
The top Iranian negotiator on Sunday appeared to leave the door open for future diplomacy after marathon peace negotiations between Iran and the United States failed to immediately produce an agreement to end the war.
The fate of the fragile truce now remains uncertain after the 21 hours of talks in Pakistan, led by the Iranian negotiator, Mohammad Bagher Ghalibaf, and Vice President JD Vance. Mr. Vance said in the early hours of Sunday that Iran had “chosen not to accept our terms,” before departing the capital, Islamabad.
“We leave here with a very simple proposal: a method of understanding that is our final and best offer,” Mr. Vance told reporters. “We’ll see if the Iranians accept it.”
Analysts said the issues dividing the two countries were so complex — and their differences so entrenched — that cinching a deal in a single round of talks had been highly unlikely. Javad Zarif, the former Iranian foreign minister, accused the U.S. of seeking to dictate terms to Iran.
War termination is, like, hard and stuff, although I suspect that breathing this within earshot of the President and his most sycophantic lackeys would equate career suicide… after all, Trump can stop wars whenever he wants! Turns out that complex negotiations demand more than the delicate touch of the esteemed Mr. Vance, Mr. Witkoff, and Mr. Kushner… and as Dan pointed out yesterday the addition of Vance to that group somehow improves the batting average.