We’lL be Greeted as lLiberators! Thank yo for your attention to this matter!!!
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I haven’t traveled abroad that much, but when I did I encountered locals who were eager to tell me that the U.S. is a nation of hypocritical thugs. They usually compared U.S. chest thumping about being a beacon of democracy to treatment of U.S. citizens who are members of marginalized groups. I completely agreed, but I’m still not sure why they thought I hadn’t noticed.
At any rate, when I saw the latest 2 a.m. outburst, I imagined the chance met strangers of my youth rolling their eyes and saying “This bullshit again.” Or the equivalent in French and German.
Trump initially wrote on his Truth Social platform, warning Iran that if it “violently kills peaceful protesters,” the United States “will come to their rescue.”
“We are locked and loaded and ready to go,” Trump wrote, without elaborating.
Because he can’t concern himself with such details. That would require knowing stuff about things. It could be he’ll forget by tomorrow. It could be more bombs. He could well have “Win a yuge Ground War, Thank you for your attention to this matter!!” on his to do list.
Other details he won’t concern himself with: How will an attack help Iranians who are protesting because Iran’s economy is in the shitter? If he kills members of Iran’s leadership, who will take their place? Also, what will the neighbors think?
Shortly after, Ali Larijani, a former parliament speaker who serves as the secretary of Iran’s Supreme National Security Council, alleged on the social platform X that Israel and the U.S. were stoking the demonstrations. He offered no evidence to support the allegation, which Iranian officials have repeatedly made during years of protests sweeping the country.
“Trump should know that intervention by the U.S. in the domestic problem corresponds to chaos in the entire region and the destruction of the U.S. interests,” Larijani wrote on X, which the Iranian government blocks. “The people of the U.S. should know that Trump began the adventurism. They should take care of their own soldiers.”
As an aside, I had to look around for an outlet that did not paraphrase around his typo. Fortunately, Fox News would not dare alter the wisdom of Trump of the Thin Blood & Thinner Skin.
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