Der Mann im langen braunen Mantel

Greg Bovino certainly…has the aesthetics of his mission down:

To borrow from Jimmy Breslin, Bovino is a small Italian man in search of a balcony.

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You walk into Ross Dress For Less and say “give me the Himmler.”