Alone in the dark
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This gets people to give money to Donald Trump: (Images are actual images at top of email).
Some people are saying: This is SAD!
I’m sitting here. Alone. In the war room. Fighting for you. The rest of the staff went home hours ago. It’s just me, one dying laptop, and a countdown clock to my urgent mid-month deadline. [Editor’s Note: Email was received at 4:38 PM on December 30th]
We are going to have to ACT FAST!
HOLD THE LINEIf we don’t crush my urgent mid-month deadline TONIGHT, the radical Left flips the House and Senate in 2026 and finishes what they started:
Open borders forever
Your guns confiscated
Your kids brainwashed
And worst of all, your favorite President (ME!) might just go through another FAKE impeachmentThey’re already spending BILLIONS (Dirty Money, I bet) to bury US and bury YOU! I need a small sacrifice from every red-blooded American who wants to save the country!
I’m dead serious: miss this goal and the MAGA Movement crumbles>>
If you rush $47 RIGHT NOW (in the next 30 minutes), I’ll personally send you my limited-edition Red MAGA Hat Christmas Ornament — but that’s nothing compared to losing the country.
THIS IS IT. NO SECOND CHANCES.We have been fighting for years.. And I fear the end is near. The woke mind virus is infiltrating more and more Americans every day. This could be our last chance!
HOLD THE LINE
Do it for America, show them MAGA is strong!
THANK YOU,
President Trump
SAVE THE COUNTRY
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So many questions . . . Why is the laptop dying? Doesn’t someone in the War Room have a charger? Why is the mid-month deadline on December 30th? Why is his staff so lazy? What does that Christmas ornament look like exactly?
What a country.