Person, baseball, Japan, homer, walk
By 
George Santos set a new MLB record by reaching base nine times in last night’s and this morning’s World Series game, so of course he will be tonight’s starting pitcher as well.
In other world historic accomplishments, Donald Trump took a dementia test and confused it for a very difficult IQ test, which he claimed the nasty colored women wouldn’t be able to pass.
“They have Jasmine Crockett, a low IQ person. AOC is low IQ. You give her an IQ test, have her pass, like, the exams that I decided to take when I was at Walter Reed,’ ” the president said. “I took– Those are very hard– They’re really aptitude tests, I guess, in a certain way, but they’re cognitive tests. Let AOC go against Trump.”
He continued, “Let Jasmine go against Trump. I don’t think Jasmine– The first couple questions are easy: a tiger, an elephant, a giraffe, you know. When you get up to about five or six and then when you get up to 10 and 20 and 25, they couldn’t come close to answering any of those questions.”
Here’s the test, or a version of it, although I prefer the version where the last question is, “Would Harry Reid have allowed the GOP to filibuster a Supreme Court nomination in 2014?”
Let’s listen to some AOC:
It’s just a silly stage I’m going through.
