NFL Open Thread: the Sanchize and a knife edition

This is…something:
Mark Sanchez, a former NFL quarterback and current Fox Sports analyst, was arrested for three misdemeanors — battery with injury, unlawful entry of a motor vehicle and public intoxication — after being stabbed early Saturday morning in downtown Indianapolis.
Sanchez, 38, is recovering in a nearby hospital, where he’s still located as of 5:15 p.m. ET Saturday, according to the Indianapolis Metropolitan Police Department, which reported that he’s not yet been booked into jail.
Well, at least I’m sure nothing else sith a connection to the New York Jets has been embarrassing in the past year.