Oh, the humanity! (TW: extreme ultraviolence)
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Down in Richmond, somebody did not like once-employed pundit and information security protocol expert Chris Cillizza’s Nazimobile, and what happened next will surely chill you to your very core:
Over the weekend, I was in Richmond, Virginia at a soccer tournament. On Saturday afternoon, I parked my Tesla Model 3 in the lot at the River City Sports Plex. I watched my son’s game. And when we got back to the car, I found this taped to the bumper:
I obviously knew that Tesla—and its founder Elon Musk—had become increasingly divisive in the last few years, but the sticker surprised me.
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To me, the vandalism speaks to the idiocy of trying to make everything political. Five or six years ago, my Tesla symbolized everything MAGA world hated. But now it symbolizes everything the left hates?
Doesn’t that suggest that there’s an inherent ephemeralness to what an inanimate object “means” in a political context? If the meaning of owning a certain kind of car can change 180 degrees in the space of a single administration, give or take, isn’t it possible that ascribing meaning to it in the first place was misguided?
DEEP MAN. Objects can take on a different meaning depending on how the context is changed by the conduct of certain individuals. You spend hundreds of millions of dollars electing a far-right president and then personally use your position as an unelected czar to destroy cancer research and starve African children, and people will find the source of the wealth that put you in that position objectionable! Clearly, the only response here is never to ascribe meaning to anything.
Anyway, let’s look at what happened to Cillizza’s swaztikar. LAST WARNING: this is not for the squeamish!
To Whoever Vandalized My “No Fat Chicks” Bumper Sticker: Leave Me Out Of Your Politics
[image or embed]— Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly Hat (@kenwhite.bsky.social) May 28, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Also: for the record, the image below is the note taped to Chris’ car that he describes as “defacing” and “vandalism” I like the Beast so I choose to believe they let him write this to humiliate himself.
[image or embed]— Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly Hat (@kenwhite.bsky.social) May 28, 2025 at 4:20 PM
LEAVE CILLIZZA ALONE! HE’S JUST LIKE YOU, EXCEPT FOR THE FASHMOBILE!