Altoona Pizza????

I thought I was fairly familiar with the atrocities of American cuisine, but I had missed the glory of Altoona pizza. So what you got here is a square crust (fine), shitty deli salami, tomato sauce, bell pepper (this seems to be a necessity for some reason), and…wait for it.. all beneath a big layer of American cheese! American cheese, wtf? And yes, that image comes from the official Altoona site promoting this, er, delicacy.

Friends, I have another point to make. People who eat this and think it is good and live in Altoona? These are the swing voters that decide our president.