The least essential column ever written

The only way this could be more vacuous is to get Peggy Noonan and her magic dolphins involved somehow:

I am over 40 years old. At no point in my life has either Bill Maher or Maureen Dowd said anything interesting, thoughtful, useful, or even amusing. They are tipsy country club regulars whose reach should not exceed the room they are in. https://t.co/OTqqEObzlC— Max Kennerly (@MaxKennerly) May 18, 2024

I would read twenty David Brooks columns about how the Times won’t allow him to expense an airline credit card so he’s forced to buy his pre-flight quadruple bourbons retail like a peasant THANKS BIDEN before I would read a word of this shit.