Yankees ask Orioles to just start the season over from scratch

Ron DeSantis went all-in, get called, flipped over an unsuited 2-7 with no matching cards on the flop, and then suggested that they just split the pot and move on to the next hand:

Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis urged The Walt Disney Co. to drop its lawsuit against him, while telling CNBC that he has “moved on” from his battle with the company and that it should drop the lawsuit against him.

Last Call host Brian Sullivan asked DeSantis why he doesn’t just pick up the phone and call Disney CEO Bob Iger to resolve the dispute. “We’ve basically moved on,” DeSantis said. “They are suing the state of Florida. They are going to lose that lawsuit. So what I would say is, ‘Drop the lawsuit. You have the state that even CNBC ranks as number one of all 50 states for economy.”

Disney sued DeSantis in April, claiming that the governor violated the company’s First Amendment and other constitutional rights. DeSantis led an effort to strip the company of control of a special district that covers its Florida theme parks, in what Disney said was retaliation after it opposed a parental rights bill, known by detractors as the “don’t say gay” law, last year.

I think the Yankees are going to win the division anyway! Baltimore and Tampa should just concede it now rather than wasting everyone’s time. We’ve all moved on. (Sweats through third shirt of the morning.)

At least we know now why Pudding Ron and Race Science Elon get along so well:

I finally realized why the Elon vs Zuckerberg fight seemed so familiar: pic.twitter.com/fCeB00JQ3G— Kat Abu (@abughazalehkat) August 14, 2023