Octagonal alien spacecraft attacks Michigan; destroyed by Sidewinder missile
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I may be interpolating a certain amount of information, but I think this gets to the gist of the story.
U.S. military fighter jets on Sunday shot down an octagonal object over Lake Huron, the Pentagon said, the fourth such incident since a suspected Chinese surveillance balloon put North American security forces on high alert.
On President Joe Biden’s order, a U.S. F-16 fighter shot down the object at 2:42 p.m. local time over Lake Huron on the U.S.-Canada border, the Pentagon said in an official statement.
Of course they would attack just minutes before the kickoff of the Super Bowl, the sneaky bastards.
WOLVERINES!