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Will The Government take away your Freedom Stove?

On January 13, 2023

At 11:04 am

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It’s things like this that will make me shed a single very tastefully understated tear when Elon Musk finally manages to destroy Twitter altogether:

in all fairness, it's the only thing in her house she can turn on. pic.twitter.com/pHVr1yGiiR— Alacrity's Whatever (@AlacritysWhatev) January 13, 2023

The speed at which some tentative regulatory conversations about how to best mitigate the health hazards of gas stoves got turned this week into a comprehensive Right Wing Scream Machine campaign to convince Real Americans ™ that the Government ™ is going to require them to enter into gay marriages with trans reality tv chefs, who sear vegan steaks marinated in balsamic vinaigrette over a $200,000 environmentally correct stove, was rather impressive.