Checking in with this NRO contributor and frequent Douthat citee should make it clear that it’s going to be door #2:
Uh, what in the living fuck are you talking about here? Even by the standards of crackpot anti-PP conspiracy theories “Planned Parenthood gives out contraception so they can make that money back with the higher number of abortions that ensue” is some seriously deranged stuff.
And no point does this thread begin to approach a more coherent or empirically grounded thought:
Whatever people like Alito say when they’re cornered with the implications of their own logic, you should be listening to the actual leaders of the American anti-abortion Wehrmacht, who are quite clear that they think any form of contraception that women have control over is literal poison that can be banned under the logic of Dobbs itself. The movement that brought you Dobbs absolutely thinks these are arguments of the Greatest Seriousity.