I couldn’t resist giving this its own post.
In part because I’ve been reading about Putin’s draft which is being executed with all the attention to detail we’ve come to expect, and is being met with mixed reviews at home.
And of course, this clusterfuck of a Plan B is only necessary because of the noticeable gap between Plan A as conceived – Storm into Ukraine, plant a flag in Kyiv, head back home for the victory parade – and Plan A as executed.
But also because it is funny. I imagined any visiting tankies, Putin fan-bois and other Euro-dictator loving dickheads experienced a sudden, pressing need to
pee be elsewhere when they heard the news. Just in case Putin starts handing out the gift of citizenship on the end of a heavy stick.
Next stop: Hungary!