Kewpie dolls and urine stalls will be laughed at the way you’re laughed at now
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All the people on the anti-anti-Trump “left” [LOL] who told me that Josh Hawley was a very, very secret progressive were apparently onto something:
Missouri Republican Sen. Josh Hawley’s campaign on Wednesday did what it does most days, often multiple times a day: sent out an email with bold and capitalized text interspersed throughout, imploring his supporters to give money to his campaign.
But as the email railed against public school teachers talking about transgender people — calling it “socialist lies” — Hawley’s campaign may have done away with the gender binary entirely.
The email asks potential donors if they want to “keep Transgender Propaganda OUT of our classrooms today?” and then has two big red buttons to Hawley’s WinRed fundraising page.
One button says “Yes — Keep transgender propaganda out.”
The other?
“No — Teach children there is more than one gender.”
This probably won’t help them with their presidential run, but it will make their forthcoming “book” about MANLINESS more interesting!