My heart is broke but I have some glue help me inhale and mend it with you
By 
Jimmy Concepts, everybody:
They call Alabama the “Crimson Tide” because they immediately capitulated when the NCAA threatened to kick them out of the SEC for not showing a university-wide commitment to full communism. True story!
Maybe Mr. Concepts is running a long con, doing another poor man’s Sokal Hoax but this time on the Intellectual Horse Paste Web, showing that people like Bari Weiss will embrace and amplify literally any moron who will tell them what they want to hear while using the word “Woke” at least 3 times per 260 characters. Much more likely is that he actually believes this shit, to whatever extent that they could even be described as thoughts at all.