Extremist definitions of gender

OK listen up cisgender women, some leading lights of the Republican Party have been talking and according to their definition of who is a woman, most of us will not be allowed into the GOP Girlz Only Club. Try to contain your cries of relief.

Please read the following list of questions. If you answer No to any of them, you are not a woman according to the GOP:

• Do you believe the Book of Genesis contains a factual account of how human beings were created?
• Are you married (to a man, of course)?
• Are you able to get pregnant and give birth?
• Herp derp vagina?
• Do you have a perfectly matched set of sex chromosomes?
• Are you two XX chromosomes?
• Are you Thom Tillis’ wife?
• Mumble mumble, birds, bees, it’s obvious?

Anyone who answered Yes to all of questions is welcome in the GOPGOC. Be sure to take a few weapons with you if you visit.