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Anti-COVID-19 “Vaccine Police” leader Christopher Key has a new quarter-baked conspiracy theory for his anti-vax followers to use to cure themselves of COVID-19: Drink their own urine. “The antidote that we have seen now, and we have tons and tons of research, is urine therapy. OK, and I know to a lot of you this sounds crazy, but guys, God’s given us everything we need,” Key said in a video posted over the weekend on his Telegram account after being released from jail over a trespassing charge. “This has been around for centuries,” he added. “When I tell you this, please take it with a grain of salt,” the anti-vaccine advocate warned while saying people might now think he is “cray cray.” “Now drink urine!” he continued. “This vaccine is the worst bioweapon I have ever seen,” he concluded. “I drink my own urine!”

Think of all the other people they said were crazy!

Urban elitists just hate the heartland, that’s the problem.

Meanwhile, I can present to you the cutting-edge response to pointing out that Republicans are deliberately prolonging the pandemic to hurt the Democratic Party politically:

I’m sorely tempted to do that thing where you pay Danny McBride to read the tweet, in character as Kenny Powers. HEY DUMBASS!

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