Lyin’ Ted makes a brief exception to his ethos, apologizes profusely

Poor Ted — for the first time in his life he told the truth, and for his sins he has to go on Tucker to be cancelled:

This would be too excruciating to watch, and would inspire pity in the hardest heart, if it were happening to a person https://t.co/nzfLN3rs0k— SatanicBeanbagHat (@Popehat) January 7, 2022

Presumably he’ll never make the grave mistake of saying anything anti-authoritarian again.