D’ohregard!

Former Attorney Groveler Jefferyson [thanks for the correction to my earlier brainfart] Beauregard Sessions gave up his seat in the Senate to be a henchgnome for the worst president in living memory, only to be fired by the worst president in living memory and dragged around a bit like a dog drags a chew toy also by the worst president in living memory when he tried to get his old job back.

Then he got fined by the FEC because he couldn’t be bothered with those little ol’ law things.